Hello, childs and teens and bagel machines! ^^

Good evening, lovelies. I have some breaking news to announce: I am now a changed man! *makes sparkly pretty face*

Oh but seriously now, I have left the green far behind and I truly wish to make pretty little amends with all of you pink-skulled pretties. ^^ Now I know I have made... awful, downright terrible mistakes in the past and I really hope you can all accept my one-and-only peace offering of gift baskets. *holds a gift basket* *sigh* The horrors are far behind and I truly wish for them to stay miles away behind me. With every scar comes a fleshy coating and my life will somehow, someway mend itself into a lighter, more lovely shade of green.
Isn't that right, Ezekiel?

Eze: *cringing and hyperventilating in a dark corner* HE'S BEEN HALLUCINATOXICATED!!

I love that child.

Eze: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!! NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE!!
Max: Rrrrg. *"WHAT THE FU-"*   

My hands are clean again, childs. You can all open your eyes now. The... the... *gulps* _{sewer pipes} have been sealed and my dolls are nicely washed and fixed up. The house is pretty.

Just saying, my loves. ^^

Have a wonderful day.

- Doctor Dandy