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Children! Fancy meeting you all, my dears ^^
I am Doctor Dandy of sweetly-old Happy Lane, here to spread good will and save you dear little hearts from those MEASLY devils called adults
Now, now, now. I am sure you all recognize me as the brain child of my ludicrous master Andi Spyral right over here --> countandra.deviantart.com/ , but I assure you that everything she says about me being a "villain" and a "sorcerer" and a "kidnapper of children who he hypnotizes with his sweetness and music and dreams so he could do away with them" is totally FAAAALLLSSSEEE!! ^^
Pfft. What a strange little idiot ^^
Very well then! I shall leave you all be! A bow of the head from your dear Doctor Dandy ^^
See ya'll soon.
VERY soon.
- Doctor D
Children! Fancy meeting you all, my dears ^^
I am Doctor Dandy of sweetly-old Happy Lane, here to spread good will and save you dear little hearts from those MEASLY devils called adults
Now, now, now. I am sure you all recognize me as the brain child of my ludicrous master Andi Spyral right over here --> countandra.deviantart.com/ , but I assure you that everything she says about me being a "villain" and a "sorcerer" and a "kidnapper of children who he hypnotizes with his sweetness and music and dreams so he could do away with them" is totally FAAAALLLSSSEEE!! ^^
Pfft. What a strange little idiot ^^
Very well then! I shall leave you all be! A bow of the head from your dear Doctor Dandy ^^
See ya'll soon.
VERY soon.
- Doctor D
Oh bloody hell, this can NOT be happening.
*sneaks in* Oh childs, the greeny-man is back from rehab after his little spasm attack months back~ :music:
Puh-leeze don't bother taking advantage of my giddy little behavior because from now on - scout's honor - I will not and shall not have a nervous breakdown like that ever again for the remainder of my days. Remember that I am a changed man and nothing bad will ever-- THEY WILL NEVER LEAVE, THEY WILL NEVER LEAVE! *grabs hair and cringes, then eyes widen and stare*
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*straightens* Anyhoozles I have THE most scaritifying and scarring story EVAH, childs, so you listen up and BEWARE because this true story
YOU THERE, CHILDS!
The gray-stained carousels from Alcatraz will jingle-jangle all the way to hell as Jesus will be sitting back in his big ole white couch while eating his holy croutons and singing the rhythm to the song "It's my party" by that chick from the 60's! The wrath of the fallen plastic buckets are not going to stand a chance against the bingo checkerboards because they are outnumbered 10 to fag-illion and the lynched mice are going to dance to the KUMBAYA with so much pride that their worries shall dribble away like so much diarrhea! LOVE THE KUMBAYA! WORSHIP IT! WOUND IT!
And then the klammy jackel jacket bees are going to hug in the shade of so
Hello, childs and teens and bagel machines! ^^
Good evening, lovelies. I have some breaking news to announce: I am now a changed man! *makes sparkly pretty face* ~rainbowplz (https://www.deviantart.com/rainbowplz):heart::iconrainbowplz:
Oh but seriously now, I have left the green far behind and I truly wish to make pretty little amends with all of you pink-skulled pretties. ^^ Now I know I have made... awful, downright terrible mistakes in the past and I really hope you can all accept my one-and-only peace offering of gift baskets. *holds a gift basket* ^^; *sigh* The horrors are far behind and I truly wish for them to stay miles away behind me. With every scar comes a fleshy coating and my life will somehow, someway mend
Here's a little warning to you brats out there...
Good evening, pus-spewing infidels:
This is your Good Neighbor Doctor Dandy speaking. I have seized control of your music/communicating stations and programed them into my own jolly green radio, all linked together to form an intricate web that shall only sing the stories of which I myself have written for your entertainment. Every television channel will feature me, myself, and I and my lovely programming to grab a hold of your cherished little noggins. Your music will be mine and will sing of my lullabies. This world shall be under my beautiful wing; my control. MY WORLD!! MY PLAYHOUSE!!
But look: I BROUGHT WAFFLES FOR EVERYBODY~!!!:hear
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